“Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed.”
-Cavett Robert

So this is my last year in my home country, and honestly I couldn’t be more excited to leave. Yes i am planning to move to Japan but its not just because of my destination that I am excited; there are plenty of things I want to leave behind here and not in the personal sense either. Just last week I was walking past my place of work to see a policeman with his fingers down a girls throat trying to make her sick because of her intoxication- not that this doesn’t happen in other countries but this is normal here. I’ve seen this more than twice this year and its only February. Last night I was threatened by a gang to hand over my bag and once I did they gave me it back when they realised that all I had was my work uniform. Then week before last- actually, I could be here all day; you get the picture.
So you can understand my logic for wanting to leave ill break it down to the top 5 things I HATE about England- in no order.
- Crime and the people that come with it.
- Women and the drama that follow them.
- TV
- Economy
- Drink
Whats that Vin? No complaints about the English weather? Nope. The weather is something anyone can get used to, it rains a lot but who cares man? Stay inside and stop complaining- hell; go to the Movies or something. In actual fact the weather in England isn’t that different to any other north European country within it’s own extremes its just that the English complain…A lot. Our weather isn’t THAT bad, it doesn’t get drasitically warm or cold to kill anyone, its rare that we have a snow day and heat waves last two days at a time before we get a TINY storm- we got it easy. besides it beats being in Latvia where it’s either rain or snow.
Crime
Anyone living in the UK will know of Chavs and their wonderful ways, anyone outside of the UK will refer to them as ‘Thugs’. They range from the age of 3 (when you first gain a personality) to the age of…well DEATH. They are commonly between the ages of 16-30 in all seriousness and they are the biggest problem with the country. They impress each other to gain high status by the wrong deeds which they commit which includes drugs, drinking, theft, aggression, winning fights with strong AND weak people and much more. They generally walk around with their hoods up looking for trouble to make themselves feel more powerful. In terms of how much crime there is I was say the large percent of crime is due to these people. I live in one of the nicest places in the uk, I know this as I’ve moved 42 times (I wish I was kidding) and yet over the past two years I have been threatened randomly walking home, hit, mugged and chased by strangers on at least 10 occasions. I’ve got Japanese friends whom live in Tokyo that have never been subjected to this ever. Obviously not everyone in Tokyo can say the same but you get the picture…
Women and the drama that follows (in general)
“How sexist” honestly, I respect women with every part of my heart but in the uk; it’s a different story. Some reasons I’m not fully sure of, women here LOVE drama. And I’m not talking about the drama from the tv or a movie, real life drama which involves not only themselves but their close friends and loved ones. Girls here go out of their way to tell other people about their problems to gain sympathy. If a women here has an issue or a condition then everyone in her circle will know. This is okay for close friends and people looking for support from someone but it’s honestly not always like this. At least once a day I will look at Facebook and see something like “I hate that b******d, he’s done it again” I call these loaded updates because without fail there will be one of her friends replying with “what’s happened?” and this is public! Why not message each other? Because they want as many people to know as possible to feel more powerful. How many break ups, lost friendships and arguments which span months and years because of these moments in honestly impossible to calculate. Facebook is a good example but honestly it’s just the real world drama on paper; written into English culture to gain as much attention as possible and to receive sympathy. “I’ve had this problem, she said that, this happened to me, it was hard to me, I’ve got this condition, he did this” nothing here is personal, nobody has respect for not only others but themselves. They showcase this online, on tv, in magazines and through verb communication. Zero dignity.
Tv
Okay this is a big one as the tv effects probably 80% of the people here. In the morning the news comes on and it talks about Iraq or Afghanistan; “a British soldier was killed in action today” (thanks America) then the weather “RAIN.” then the women’s talk show called loose women (see previous point) they complain about everything for two hours then Jeremy Kyle comes on at 2 where he invites chavs to his show to settle their drug/thug/24 kids which have no father/jobless/jail problems; imagine springer with teenage thugs; I wish I was kidding. Google it. From about 3 – 5 it’s not too bad really; gardening shows, decoration program’s etc; normal things. Thennnn the soap operas. A Japanese soap Oprah last about 11 episodes, if it’s a popular show they make an extra episode as a special. Done. Start, middle, end and an encore. In the uk on the other hand; soaps have been going on for years! Eastenders is on its 27th year! And it runs for 30 minutes a day. It’s just the same stories on repeat over and over with different characters, and there are four major soaps here and they just show case the worst of England.
To wrap this point up; everything on uk tv revolves around one thing. Misery. Even our comedy is about highlighting points where we hate this island and it’s only funny because it’s ‘true’. All we do as a nation is complain, I know it’s ironic that I’m doing that now but honestly it’s bad how much it actually happens and the overall effect of it is that it bleeds into our lives and we forever walk in the rain thinking about how bad everything is. This is British culture.
Economy
It’s screwed basically. I work 40 hours per week, I pay rent, I’m not on minimal wage, I pay my bills and I save a little (and I mean about 1/5 of my pay check) after that I have about $50 to an American remaining. I could go out for one meal a week but then I would be broke for the rest of the week. It’s that simple.
Drink
So what hobbies do people have in the uk on average? We like football and drinking. To be blunt the uk lifestyle is this: work 9-5 everyday from Monday to friday (watching tv in the night times) then on Fridays and Saturday’s you go out and get drunk, recover on Sunday then go back to work the following day. If you have a family then it’s obviously different, you just stay in and watch the soap repeats all weekend. The fact that drinking is considered a part of uk culture makes me sick. Knowing different ales, who can drink the most? Who can stay out the longest? its honestly endless. My parents used to run bars and pubs as managers so I grew up with them and even though I no longer live in them the culture is still all around me and it’s stronger than ever. Why? People are escaping through it and it’s now their only real way to have fun. It makes me sad.
Conclusion
Everyday I awake to the rain or cloudy weather, I walk to work and avoid the chavs on the street corners and make it to work to feed the people who are filling up before a night of drinking, I walk home from work avoiding not only the chavs this time but also the drunken people, I get home and flick through Facebook and read the sea of complaints about this world then I do some art work and learn Japanese to escape from it all, and I never watch tv. I can’t wait to leave this place; I’ll never look back.